It's all me, me, me at the moment. Massages followed by lengthy descriptions of my new flexible soft muscles. "Just bend my leg back whilst I lie on my stomach, see how far my leg bends now". "Feel how soft my bum is". "Just rub this Tiger balm into my thigh muscles please". "Look how far my knee bends".
Then there is the trip to the Chinese Doctor followed by the lengthy description of where the needles were and how relaxed I am feeling.
All this topped up with 'tests' on the Thai we are learning. "Just test me on the new words and then I will test you".
Not forgetting, of course, the ongoing lectures on how Sue's Thai massage lessons can help me when we get home and what she should do to make sure she knows what she is doing. "Why don't you do the next two week course and get some more practice in". "How about doing the weekends course and learn foot massage?" "We could convert room 4 into a (my) massage parlour". "Come along to see Mr Knat give me a massage and get him to show you what to do to me".
Not surprising therefore when we were sitting down to breakfast the other day and i was in full flow when Sue suddenly finally cracked and said (with feeling) "For god's sake drink your tea, eat your breakfast and shut up for 5 minutes will you?" - There was a shocked silence then we both cracked up.
Poor Sue.
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